Please refer to Jenn’s bio for the majority of Melissa’s life details...minus the Ninja Turtle fetish. She recently graduated from Northwestern University with a Bachelor of Science in Theatre (go figure), and has since moved back home to Los Angeles. She spends most of her time working for GOOD Magazine, auditioning for angsty pregnant teen runaways, and writing about her humiliating dating stories (it saves her money on therapy). She’d like to dedicate this show to all the skeezy men out there - their endless persistence and complete lack of shame made this all happen! But in all seriousness...a Libra with a moon in Saturn, Melissa’s turn-ons are strawberry margaritas, fireside poetry, and well-defined calves.